Audition Script

#1

SYDNEY

Because Dustin and I are just friends, he picks on me, I pick on him that’s how it’s always been. Yeah sure Dustin has like a huge crush on me, but Dustin was never the one to admit feelings. There’s always a catch you know?

#2
SYDNEY

(Upset)

Come on Dustin, don’t play dumb. These tiny games you play are starting to get really old! We graduated Dustin! We’re not in high school anymore; therefore, it’s time to start acting like an adult. I’m not asking you to settle down, but you can’t keep stringing along every girl you meet. It’s rude, demeaning, and it’s pretty lousy. You can’t keep treating us like we’re old toys.

#3

SYDNEY

(laughs)

Would it make you feel better if Dustin fell down the stairs? He’s pretty dumb, I’m sure I could convince him to fall down the stairs. Remember in cooking class when I told him the brownies would taste better if he added chili powder instead of cocoa powder? He didn’t even question it—just dumped half a jar in and mixed it up. The look on his face when he tried them was priceless. Honestly, I could probably convince him falling down the stairs is some kind of workout routine, and he’d do it.