Audition Script

#1
(Sad)

Well actually, yellow warblers mostly eat insects like beetles, mosquitos and various kinds of caterpillars so they’re not going to be interested in your homemade bird feeder.

And well actually, you’ll want to get there around 6 am when the sun starts to rise, that’s when birds are most active as they go back into hiding around noon and they migrate at night while we are sleeping. Which means you’ll have to leave at 3.

#2

MATTISON
I mean clearly it is, when exactly did you develop feelings for me? The day I told you I loved you?(Sarcastic/Annoyed) Yeah those are real genuine feelings Star, it’s totally not just based on the fact that you need some kind of attention to survive.

#3

Oh Star, I could never forget you, you mean way too much to me for me to ever forget you. (Laughs) You’re the greatest girl I know, do you remember the first day we met?